Junior footy= Australian Rules. To avoid any claims of bias, I avoided the colours of our two West Australian teams- the Eagles and the Dockers- and opted instead for green and gold, the colours of the Melville Hawks.
Sometimes my brain is so full of thoughts that I think it might explode. One day my brain might be only one thought away from bursting point, and I’ll think to myself, “I’d better not have one more- *kABLOOIE*.
A friend said to me, “hey, you’re turning 26! Now you’re closer to 30 than you are to 20!” Hmm.